Hey Eric,
I hope you’re having a great weekend thus far! This is a customization you’ll need to take on yourself. It will most likely require more than CSS, so please review our Themer’s Guide as it’s a great starting point for these types of customizations.
If you’re unable to tackle to feature yourself, you may want to look into hiring a professional. We have a list of non-affiliated customizers, though there are plenty of avenues for finding a reputable developer.
Lastly, I see the validity in your request, so please take a moment and submit it to our UserVoice Feature Ideas page.
Sorry I don’t have a better answer for you at this time and best of luck. Cheers!