Hey Nick!
Thanks for reaching out.
You unfortunately would only be able to pull off what you describe here by writing some extensive custom code.
We cannot help with custom code, so your best course of action would be to write code yourself or hire a professional to help you do so. We have a list of great developers here, if you need to do this → http://m.tri.be/18k1 (and have no affiliation with any of these folks–they’re simple some well-respected names in the community that we’ve compiled to share in situations like this one).
In the meantime, though, I took a look at your site and can recommend some CSS that will at least get you started with the two-column event layout you describe.
To try it out, try adding this CSS to the bottom of your theme’s style.css file:
#NewsandEvents .fusion-fullwidth .fusion-one-half:nth-child(1) {
width: 100%;
}
#NewsandEvents .fusion-fullwidth .fusion-one-half:nth-child(2) {
display: none !important;
}
#NewsandEvents .tribe-events-adv-list-widget .type-tribe_events {
float: left;
margin-right: 2%;
width: 48%;
}
This isn’t perfect—further refinement will almost certainly be needed. But I hope this helps!
Sincerely,
George