Hi, atxchristian. I’m sorry to here you’re having issues with Eventbrite.
I’m a little unclear, but from your post, it sounds like you’re having issues configuring your account on Eventbrite.com. If that’s the case, they have a nice tutorial on setting up Google Checkout: http://help.eventbrite.com/customer/en_us/portal/articles/426291-use-google-checkout-to-process-orders. I’ve also found that their phone support is top notch and very responsive.
If there’s something I’m missing, and you’re having issue with the Eventbrite Tickets add-on, please let me know what error you’re seeing, and we’ll work to get to the bottom of it.